This list will bastardize your kids!!

Four Jobs You've Had In Your Life
1. Finger counter
2. Toe counter
3. Counter counter
4. Counter mounter

Four Movies You Could Watch Over And Over
1. Million Dollar Baby
2. Shawshank
3. Goonies
4. Maverick (new)

Four Places You've Lived
1. My mommy's
2. My daddy's
3. In a time clock
4. BeefBrisketland

Four TV Shows You Love To Watch
1. Chest X-ray ovision
2. Skin Inc.
3. Lost in Inebriation
4. I got flack for that? Shit, you gots to be kidding me?, The Movie

Four Places You've Been on Vacation
1. Kid and play's house when they still lived there
2. Kid and play's house after they moved out
3. Andy Rooney's Den
4. Wax museum of the mind in Toronto

Four Websites You Visit Daily
1. wheatwallet.com
2. sea-sanction.net
3. I'llbetyouafleamarket'schanceinhell.org
4. I'veneverevenseenadingo.com

Four Of Your Favorite Foods
1. Sock pasta
2. Rock lobsta
3. Cheese that knocks your teeth out
4. Chilean young boy face

Four Places You'd Rather Be
1. At a 'word of mouth' convention
2. Raking leaves at a morgue
3. Rafting the wild seas of europe
4. In a think tank

Four Albums You Can't Live Without
1. The peapods - She sells sea shells
2. The anthropods - Which wicker basket daddy?
3. Wunderkind - Beast Baste Race
4. Sworn Enemy of Disco - I've always hated that crappy outfit

Four People To Tag With This Meme
1. The writer of papa don't preach, the song
2. The originator of floodgates
3. A tin can
4. A harried nun with a flamethrower