Why no canoe, mommy?

It took me going to medical school to realize that what I thought was merely a third leg is actually my penis. This is going to take some getting used to. I had to go to Mexico to find a cute little boutique that sold shoes in threes rather than pairs. I'll have to tell Pablo the bad news. Plus there's that whole relearning to walk thing. Oh well, maybe I can teach it to type. We'll see where this goes. I'll keep you posted.